my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
I love my skin!
you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
OH MY GOD
Snaps fingers. Straight poetry.
i am quoting this a thousand times today.
RIP mike brown.
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
I love Kings of Leon,
Pierce the Veil,
The Black Keys. Anything cute and fuzzy, I adore (except rats).
I'm a tiny girl with a vast mind... full of random thoughts and outbursts of perversion.